Mall Cop Diary
In(s)ane Ramblings Of A Mall Cop

Archive for May 2010

Message From A Mall Cop

May 19, 2010

Dear Readers, I will be taking a short and temporary break from this blog to work on my upcoming book. Even though I am pleased to announce that the word count has reached 19,374 words, it is far from complete. Thus, I am working extra hard this week and due to a personal tragedy also […]

Nazi Mall Cop

May 8, 2010

At the start of the first X-Men movie, Nazi guards ruthlessly separated a young Magneto from his parents, paying no heed to their cries and emotional trauma, which incidentally helped the future super-villain manifest his latent mutant powers. Today, I did the same thing. With that same Nazi coldness and professionalism, I too separated a […]

I Caught A Pervert!

May 2, 2010

I only made one ‘arrest’ this week so it was a shame that I had to give it up. There I was, minding my own business as I pace aimlessly up and down the floor of the main atrium when I spotted him. For the annual Summer Fashion Extravaganza, the mall has dressed up mannequins […]