Mall Cop Diary
In(s)ane Ramblings Of A Mall Cop

If you move with authority…

You can get away with flouting mall regulations. Based on the result of the latest field test, that ‘authority’ plus an official looking card will give you about 5 seconds before an alert mall cop in his prime (yours truly) can react.

Today, 10 minutes before opening time, an officious gentleman in a 2-piece suit walked right up to me, flashed an ID and walked right past me into the mall. And that was a big ‘NO-NO’ as far as mall regulations are concerned.

It took me a good 5 seconds before I turned to my colleague and asked: “Hey, did that guy just flash me his library card?”

By: A Mall Cop


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