Jumping To Conclusions

Today, I learned not to jump to conclusions.

What with the popularity of cop shows, it was rather easy for me to assume the sales girl just murdered an unreasonable shopper who wouldn’t buy any cosmetics from her when I found a piece of bloody clothing in her bag. However, as it turned out, the bloody panties just meant that she’s having her period and had to change underwear during her shift.

This story is going into my upcoming book as a full-length chapter.

By: A Suspicious Mall Cop